Worst or Best Impersonators part 2

Depending on your Taste and level of Sophistication

A Crown for my Queen

Redneck Mansion

#2

Ooooh Pretty.....

now.....RUNNNNN !!

You Would Look Much Better In THIS!

A Kilt Thong!!

I'd rather just wear these

His & Hers

Only if you wear this!

I would soooo kick yer ass

Who Needs TV?

I would never have to watch television again if I had THIS in my house!

your turn....

15 Across

I need these!

mmmmm Chocolate

Summertime # 3

Summertime # 2

hmm interesting...

Summertime

and the livin is easy...

I need this...

Tie Napkin

oh Jeez

Elton and a Colonic

Best Band Shot....ever

Gil Mantera's Party Dream

Wake your loved one gently with...

the Disco Floor Pillow

Fool your Teachers and Friends

with...The fake-awake eye stickers

Come Into My Lair. . .

very convincing

Worst Celebrity Impersonator

Got A Mississippi Leghound?

Get It A Hotdoll !!

Train your Boyfriend

Mug Displays The Way You Like Your Brew in the Morning served to you in Bed

Welcome To My Home

Can you feel it.....

Bouncing Colors

one take....

I've Heard THAT One Before. . .

SPACE CADET

Remember the Future

Uber Trekkie

Fuck Space...

I love Squirrels

SPACE....The Final Frontier

Electronik Supersonik

just a thought...

“When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking.”

Arthur Conan Doyle, Sr.

uh-oh

Save the Fisherman

Great White

And I'm not talking about the 80's hair band . . .

200 fucking miles an Hour

Seriously...Think about it for a minute, That shit would be comin in HOT

Batshit Spears, I mean Britney. . .

Whoa

Ol' Al

giacometti

good Ol' Fran

I went to a Francis Bacon exhibit at the L.A. County Museum in 1990, it was my first exposure to his work and to absorb a single Bacon painting in person is one thing, Imagine 3 floors worth...Leaving the Museum that day I felt raw and somehow violated, to this day he is one of my absolute favorites...

The Man

A meat vessel to transport more meat

Bacon Bowls

I Made My Date Wear This To Prom. . .

Well, not really, but in my dreams he did!! I am totally buying this BACON TUXEDO for a special occasion.

Bacon Floss

It cleans in between your teeth and leaves you with a nice bacon-y aftertaste.

Tired of Your Nagging Spouse?

Do It Yourself Prostate Exam

HELLO !!!

A Great Way To Spend Your Free Time!

Need a project for one of those rainy lazy day afternoons? What better way to uplift your spirits and hone your creative woodworking skills than with this:

D.I.Y. Medieval Warlord

Build your own Chainmail Armor

Do It Yourself!

I always love a good DIY craft project. Check this out. . . Taxidermy at home!! You can make all the deer hoof lamps and wall-mounted squirrels to your heart's desire. . .

Coney Island, "the place where merriment is king!"

“Freaks, wonders and human curiosities"

Homage to Freaks & Photographer Diane Arbus

"Freaks was a thing I photographed a lot. It was one of the first things I photographed and it had a terrific kind of excitement for me. I just used to adore them. I still do adore some of them. I don't quite mean they're my best friends but they made me feel a mixture of shame and awe. There's a quality of legend about freaks. Like a person in a fairy tale who stops you and demands that you answer a riddle. Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats."- Diane Arbus.

You sure got a purty mouth....

yee-haw

Butcher - A carnie that will take every penny from a mark by confusing them and then forcing them to pay

Educate yerself on Carnival jargon

"My least favorite class was the one on dental hygiene"

its....Carnie Time !!!

The Bearded Lady