Monday, June 30, 2008

Great White

And I'm not talking about the 80's hair band . . .

200 fucking miles an Hour

Seriously...Think about it for a minute, That shit would be comin in HOT

Batshit Spears, I mean Britney. . .

Whoa

Ol' Al

giacometti

good Ol' Fran

I went to a Francis Bacon exhibit at the L.A. County Museum in 1990, it was my first exposure to his work and to absorb a single Bacon painting in person is one thing, Imagine 3 floors worth...Leaving the Museum that day I felt raw and somehow violated, to this day he is one of my absolute favorites...

Thursday, June 26, 2008

The Man


A meat vessel to transport more meat

Bacon Bowls



I Made My Date Wear This To Prom. . .

Well, not really, but in my dreams he did!! I am totally buying this BACON TUXEDO for a special occasion.

Bacon Floss

It cleans in between your teeth and leaves you with a nice bacon-y aftertaste.

Tired of Your Nagging Spouse?

Do It Yourself Prostate Exam

HELLO !!!

A Great Way To Spend Your Free Time!

Need a project for one of those rainy lazy day afternoons? What better way to uplift your spirits and hone your creative woodworking skills than with this:

D.I.Y. Medieval Warlord

Build your own Chainmail Armor

Do It Yourself!

I always love a good DIY craft project. Check this out. . . Taxidermy at home!! You can make all the deer hoof lamps and wall-mounted squirrels to your heart's desire. . .

Coney Island, "the place where merriment is king!"

“Freaks, wonders and human curiosities"

Homage to Freaks & Photographer Diane Arbus

"Freaks was a thing I photographed a lot. It was one of the first things I photographed and it had a terrific kind of excitement for me. I just used to adore them. I still do adore some of them. I don't quite mean they're my best friends but they made me feel a mixture of shame and awe. There's a quality of legend about freaks. Like a person in a fairy tale who stops you and demands that you answer a riddle. Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats."- Diane Arbus.



You sure got a purty mouth....

yee-haw

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Friday, June 20, 2008

Catatonic Contraption



The Ultimate Slothing Gadget. . . A pillow with holes in it to channel sound to your ear. No need to get up to answer the phone, change TV channels or even eat. Now you can just lay there and hear everything you need to hear.

American Dog Walker

Only In America. . .



As if people weren't fat and lazy enough. . . Some idiot (or genius, actually) invented a holder for french fries that fits perfectly in your car. There's even a compartment for ketchup!

and the winner is......

the Comb-Over Beard

Thursday, June 19, 2008

No, THIS is the Master!

meet....The Master

combover pooch

Extreme Comb Over




No Joke! This is a patent for a three way comb-over to cover a bald head. The US Patent Office actually issued a patent in 1975 for a method of combing your hair.